Friday, December 10, 2010

Kris Aquino's Dalaw: Unfortunate Implications And Fridge Logic

.:May Dalaw Sa Disyembre?:.

Wow. Just wow.

I don't know what Kris Aquino was thinking when she signed onto this program, but there's something about having a movie entitled "Dalaw" and a poster tinged with lots and lots of red that puts me off.

Now, imagine if this kind of mental acumen was put to good use, giving rise to a whole new bunch of films?

First, we'd have a starrer featuring how the MMDA, in all its power, has ended up having way too many people just trying to suck up to them in order to curry their favor. In short...

This couldn't possibly be taken for anything else, right?

Next, we'd have a movie about how a young lady finds true love, only to discover that things weren't as beautiful as they seem, and now she is caught in a web of lies and deceit: a prisoner in the truest sense of the word.

Absolutely no alternative meaning can be derived from this!

And of course, the piece de resistance, as it stars a young doctor who works in the boondocks as a medical missionary, giving vaccinations to poor indigents. Here, he discovers love in the most unlikely of places...

What else could we be implying, right?

With a lineup of movies like these, I think it's safe to say that the Philippine film industry will be reaching its glory days in no time at all!


skysenshi said...

This is such a kulit post. Haha!

Unknown said...

Um, regarding the first poster...I am sorry to report that thinking of that office's acronym just before reading the punchline sent my mind into the gutter.

*is ded of LOL*

Kel Fabie said...

@skysenshi: Why, thank you! It was just a moment of inspiration and I rode with it.

And congratulations to you(r sister) for winning TWO awards in last night's PBA!

@starshadow: I'm glad you liked it. Sometimes, real life can be weirder than fiction, and the Traffic and Transport Management Office is one of those shining examples.