Well, I owe this to you jabronis every Friday, so it's high time I did another one... a disclaimer.... I do not, in any way, express my agreement with these answers in writing them down, okay?

The Top 5 Answers To The Question, "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

5. "And why aren't you married yet?"
4. "Marriage? It gets in the way of my being single."
3. "Because I treasure my sanity."
2. "Because she still is."
1. "Because I won't get married until my age is equal to my waistline."

Short post for now... I need to relax my mind as I will be watching the Ring, and Ring... :)