Monday, May 08, 2006

WTF'ery...

.:Today's LSS:.

They're turning this into a new soap opera? Cool.

Bituing Walang Ningning
by Sharon Cuneta

Kung minsan ang pangarap
Habambuhay itong hinahanap
Bakit nga ba nakapagtataka
'Pag ito ay nakamtan mo na
Bakit may kulang pa


Mga bituin aking narating
Ngunit langit ko pa rin ang iyong piling
Kapag tayong dalawa'y naging isa
Kahit na ilang laksang bituin
'Di kayang pantayan ating ningning


CHORUS 1
Balutin mo ako ng hiwaga ng iyong pagmamahal
Hayaang matakpan ang kinang na 'di magtatagal
Mabuti pa kaya'y maging bituing walang ningning
Kung kapalit nito'y walang paglaho mong pagtingin


CHORUS 2
Itago mo ako sa lilim ng iyong pagmamahal
Limutin ang mapaglarong kinang ng tagumpay
Sa piling mo ngayon ako'y bituing walang ningning
Nagkukubli sa liwanag ng ating pag-ibig


(Repeat 2nd Stanza)
(Repeat CHORUS 1)
(Repeat CHORUS 2 except last line)

Nagkukubli sa liwanag at kislap ng ating pag-ibig...


.:As If Super Soakers Weren't Bad Enough...:.



Welcome, the Oozinator! The new Bukkakke gun from Super Soaker!

Do I even need to say anything else beyond this? Seriously. It's bad enough to hand kids a toy whose shaft you pump until the pressure causes a steady stream of liquid, and now, they get the bright idea to use some sticky ooze as ammo... yuch.

.:Kirk Cameron's Attempt To Disprove Atheism...:.

What is he thinking?!?

Seriously, this is one of the most asinine attempts to disprove atheism, ever. It just boggles the mind.

.:Poof:.

So much for sincerity... I guess that's too much to expect from people who don't even know how to accept people for who they are.

How utterly typical.

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