Guys, guess what? It's a Brand New Gay! (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)
Okay, fine. Maybe you're going to complain and tell me that this is just CPR at the worst possible angle.
Well, you know what? We can fix that. Photoshop is our friend!
With much credit to evilgiraffe, here's a sight you may never, ever, be able to unsee...
Comics. They scar you.