Wednesday, November 10, 2010

An Exclusive Interview With Demi Lovato!

.:EXCLUSIVE Interview With Demi Lovato:.


Now, we reveal the truth behind the mysteries!
And because I take my music snark very seriously, I actually managed to secure an interview with the currently embattled Demi Lovato, who recently checked herself into rehab due to still unclear reasons.

Here’s a transcript of how the interview I conducted turned out, what can only be termed as a veritable clash of titans between a superstar of unimaginable proportions, and Demi Lovato.

Me: Hi, Demi! I know you don’t have much time for pleasantries, so I’ll go straight to the questions – is it true that the main reason you checked into rehab not because of your breakup but because of an eating disorder you wanted to curb once and for all?

Demi Lovato: This is real.

Me: Is this picture (See above) of you true? Or is it a doctored photo?

Demi Lovato: This is me.

Me: How do you feel about this situation you’re in? Do you have any regrets?

Demi Lovato: I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be now.

Me: Once you get out of rehab, what do you plan to do?

Demi Lovato: Gonna let the light shine on me.

Me: Thanks, Demi! I’m glad that now you know who you are!

Demi Lovato: There’s no way to hold it in.

Riveting stuff, isn’t it? Well, I wouldn’t have believed any of this either if I didn’t hear it straight from the horse’s mouth. We wish you a speedy recovery, Demi!

11 comments:

rosy4364 said...

Look, that isnt a real photo. That was probrably edited by photo shop or what ever people use. Shes not in rehab for "cutting herself" shes in rehab for emotional and physacle treatment!!! Get your facts right!!!! :P

Marcelle said...

@rosy4364: You mean to tell me that a post labeled "SNARK" and "COMEDY" is actually not an article befitting the standards of journalistic integrity a blog should be held up to?

Say it ain't so!

P.S. Seriously, the photo is actually real, but taken from a TV show where she guested in.

Anonymous said...

this is seriously full of crap... she is doing fine and you guys will seriously do ANYTHING to ruin her life/ career. So either get your facts straight or just stfu...seiously you guys are stupid for doing this.

Marcelle said...

@Anon: Don't shoot the messenger. This is an exclusive interview with Demi Lovato. It ain't this blog's fault if she has said some things you didn't really like.

Le gasp! This blog has surely destroyed Demi Lovato's life and career! This blog with a staggering one hundred readers on a good day! Oh, my!

And it hurts deeply to be called "stupid" by an Anonymous commenter who can't even spell "seriously" right. Le ouch!

Anonymous said...

This isnt an interview. All of the responses are just lyrics from her songs!

Anonymous said...

wtf, this is fake, that picture is from when she was on grey's anatomy! as for the interview... those are lyrics from her camp rock song! she checked herself into rehab because of her battles with bulimia and self harm, yes she did cut herself, but she did the right thing and got help. and while she was in rehab she found our she was bipolar!!! whoever wrote this thing is sick, its not funny to make up rumors about someone!

Marcelle said...

It boggles the mind how a blog post with the labels "comedy", "snark", and "satire" still gets taken seriously and reacted to accordingly. Shock upon shock, a comedy and satire entry turns out to be less than factual!

I wouldn't even attempt to make a comment about your sense of humor or lack of it so much as I'd rather comment how woefully lacking your reading skills are. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY REALIZE THAT ALL DEMI'S RESPONSES ARE FROM THE LYRICS OF HER CAMP ROCK SONG ?????

Anonymous said...

Haha those are lyrics and the pictures from her episode on Grey's Anatomy

Anonymous said...

i m laughing because of the lyrics they are from camp rock

Anonymous said...

Please, ... She an't fat i don't kno why she think she is