This, I suppose, will not be part of the top five... I'd need a separate post for that.

I just don't know what's wrong with her. I really don't. I'm too lazy to put a link so you'd find out who I'm talking about, but I've talked about her a bunch of times already.

I gave her two weeks to cool her jets. She's still as mad at me as ever? Bah Gawd, I don't think I deserve that anymore, jabroni.