The Top Five People Who Better Stay Away From Marcelle Within This Week...

1. The ruddy wretch I've been talking about below.

2. If SHE makes the mistake of getting on my nerves for a perceived fault she can only speculate at, yeah, she better stay away too- for her own good.

3. If my DM at Dungeons and Dragons tries to kill me on Tuesday because of some tripping on his part, I'm walking out of his bloody game.

4. If those faggots at Centerpoint try cheating me at KOF 2K1 today, they might want to care about their personal well-being first and leave.

5. My stepdad. No ifs.

Damn, what a wretched week this has been.