.:Because I'm A Jack@$$:.

Because I'm such a Jack@$$, the key is P2468... word up!

"I Love Women", he says. Yeah, right. He's just sooooo incorrigible, neh? In any case, if you're smart, you'd decipher who I'm talking about without even breaking a sweat. Or do I have to spell things out even more explicitly for you?

Nah...

.:Knock Suman Out:.

I will not be held responsible for unanticipated tearing out of hair and lamentations over reading the rest of this post for the webring...

For your perusal, I present, Suman Knock-knock Jokes. Five of them. Yes. Five of them.

1
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Suman
Suman who?

Ladies and gentlemen, the Spice Girls...

I need suman like I never needed love before (Wanna make love to you baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more (Wanna make love to you baby)
Set your spirit free
It's the only way to be...

2
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Suman
Suman who?

Ladies and gentlemen, Ric Segreto...

I have loved you only in my mind
But I know that there will come a time
You'd feel this feeling I have inside

You're a hopeless sumantic is what they say,
Fall in and out of love just like a play
Memorizing each lines, I still don't know what to say...

3
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Suman
Suman who?

Ladies and gentlemen, Side A...

Su many questions
But the answers are so few
All I really know is
I love you...

4
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Suman
Suman who?

Ladies and gentlemen, Dice and K9...

Itsuman kokoro we hoshi itstuka
Dare katu mata koi nei utchitimu
Itsumo kokoro nei eiro itsumo
Anata dake no basho ga aru kara

5
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Suman
Suman who?

Ladies and gentlemen, the Eraserheads...

Masdan mo aking mata
Di mo ba nakikita
Ako ngayo'y lumulutang at nasa alapaap na
Gusto mo bang sumana?