Thursday, July 21, 2005

.:Today's LSS:.

Heard it while eating over McDonald's before going to work. I guess it hit a nerve with me. I suppose I still catch myself like this from time to time... I'd be a liar if I said it didn't matter to me.

Never Get Over You Getting Over Me
by Expose

hear you're taking the town again
Having a good time
With all your good time friends
I don't think that you think of me
You're on your own now and I'm alone and free
I know that I should get on with my life
But a life lived without you could never be right

As long as the stars shine down from the heavens
Long as the rivers run to the sea
I'll never get over you getting over me

I try to smile so the hurt wont show
Tell everybody I was glad to see you go
But the tears just won't go away
Loneliness found me, looks like its here to stay
I know that I ought to find someone new
But all I find is myself always thinking of you

As long as the stars shine down from the heavens
Long as the rivers run to the sea
I'll never get over you getting over me

Oh, no matter what I do
Each nights a lifetime to live through
I cant go on like this, I need your touch
You're the only one I'll ever love

And as long as the stars shine down from the heavens
Long as the rivers run to the sea
I'll never get over you getting over me

I'll never get over you getting over
I'll never get over you getting over
I'll never get over you getting over me

.:The REAL Half-Blood Prince:.

Now it can be revealed!

This news is BIG!

.:Brief Encounters:.

Short as it may have been, spending time with Pomelo in Greenbelt was certainly anything but boring. Receiving an SMS from her was all the same a refreshing deal, as I was treated to one of the most affectionate messages I've ever run into.

.:Hilarity Ensues:.

Hanging around with a Kathy Chua and a Krisette Sia never fails to be a memorable experience, and last night was no exception.

So there I was, talking to them with Alex, a French juggler whom Kathy got to know, and we were mostly exchanging ideas about circus school. It was all in all a very amusing experience, as the whole "Hrbivore" joke kicked up again (Krisette's boyfriend is named Hrbs. A carnivore eats meat. If I'm an "hrbivore"...), and then something absolutely hilarious which I will discuss in the next segment of this post. It was sincerely a good moment to bond, and this was underscored by how many quotable quotes we had, including the numerous times Kathy and I had a go at each other when it came to put-downs and insults. We're crazy that way.

Kathy and I rarely find ourselves in a serious moment, but when we do, I can't help but respect her for her personality. I don't have to like her the way I do her elder sister (Lol.), but I can at least respect her for what she does and what she believes in.

I'll think of quotable quotes when I remember them.

.:It's A Job, But Somebody's Gotta Do It:.
WARNING: Risque content up ahead. Read at your own risk.

A tempting job offer was thrown on my lap last night, which resulted in a huge laugh trip from everyone...

A certain website is asking people to review its movies.

Here. Let me give you a sample of the reviews they expect of you...

"From 'Perfect' - Directed by Antonio Adamo, starring Jodie Moore

This scene is a pretty hot 2 on 1. Jodie is sensational as she takes on these two characters. One guy is a Marilyn Manson wannabee and the other guy looks like the devil. More shows us why Private signed her to a huge exclusive contract here. This Australian blonde bombshell is stunning from head to toe, as she seems to effortlessly enjoy @n@1 reverse cowgirl and DP's. The scene ends with a double facial.

Hmm... a very interesting review. I'm inclined to believe this is a movie about a massage parlor, as there is a double facial at the end. Those facials are very relaxing, after all. And of course, the girl's being a reverse cowgirl means she likes riding horses backwards to show off. DP's could probably be Dragon Punches, indicating some reference to Street Fighter.

If you can't take a hint that this is a review for a porn film, then you really should stop reading this post. Truth be told, it was surprising to hear from Kathy, of all people, what DP meant, as she was the last person I'd expect to know what it meant. Lol. Nonetheless, we had some laughs about it, as the reviews just went on and on, and Alex was showing genuine interest in taking the job, ignoring the fact that you have to sit in the office from 9PM to 6AM watching their movies and then writing about them. I don't know, but because I honestly am not enticed by porn, that's not an inviting prospect to me, horribly scarred resume and dignity as a byproduct notwithstanding.

But maybe I can give it a try, if only for fun. The lingo is really amusing, because the guy just rattles off the various terms like a pro in his string of reviews. Hmm... lemme see. I can do that for Harry Potter Book VI. With a chapter entitled "Hermione's Helping Hand", you just know what crazy things we can cook up...

Hermione is a really hot piece of work in this chapter. She just wails on Ron with her helping hand from the start, and then Harry gets involved in the fray in about two minutes in the action, as he tries to pull them apart, only to be included in the whole mess. Ron seemed to be a curious mix of excitement and revulsion over this prospect, as they then went 1 on 1, 2 on 1, 1 on 2, and with Draco Malfoy poking his nose into the commotion, 3 on 1, and 2 on 2, notwithstanding the pairings. The magic wand figured into a lot of DP and golden showers with the Galleons were just all over the place. Hermione proves why she's the best "student" of Hogwarts as she does a magical handstand spread-eagle approach in one of the segments, and caters to longtime fetishes of having Ron use the 'Alohomora' charm on Hermione's drawers. I was waiting for Firenze to figure into this, but there was no need for horses in this scene as Harry showed off what he learned from his "private lessons" with Albus Dumbledore, much to the shock and delight of Draco Malfoy. M2M action was definitely not something the characters shied away from, but the stars of this show were Harry and Hermione, who were both extremely flexible from the get-go, and didn't hold anything back. A triple facial comleted the scene.

See? It's really, really easy. If the pay were good and the hours were better, this would've been a pretty cool job. You could practically revolutionize the business by making up your own lingo for the industry, for crying out loud.

I could imagine people being fulfilled with a career like this... lol.

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