A Film By Would-Be National Artist Carlo J. Caparas...

.:The Hubert Webb Story!:.

So I made a script for a radio/tv trailer for this new film, hot off the heels of Hubert Webb's release late last year. Hope you guys like it!



Narrator:

In a world where innocence is guilt, and guilt is innocence, one man wins a second chance at life.


Judge:

(strikes with a gavel) We hereby set Mr. Hubert Webb free, after fifteen years of detention.


Hubert:

Salamat, salamat, sa iyo!


Attorney:

Walang anuman, Hubert. Basta kung may katwiran, ipaglaban mo!


Narrator:

And now, he discovers, he is a man out of time.


Hubert:

Daaad! Anong nangyari sa EDSAmail ko?


Narrator:

From Regal Films, a film by would-be National Artist Carlo J. Caparas, award-winning director of the films, The Vizconde Massacre – God Help Us, and The Marita Gonzaga Rape-Slay: In God We Trust...


Hubert:

Sabi nila, dumaan daw ako sa Fort. (camera zooms out) Wala namang happening dito sa Fort Santiago, eh.!


Narrator:

He’s back, and he’s back with a vengeance. Hubert Webb


Hubert:

Nasaan na si John Hendrix at Triggerman sa radyo?!? Gusto ko pa naman sumali sa Top 20 at 12!

Narrator:

As Hubert Webb,


Hubert:

Nakakatatlong branch na ako ng Burger Machine!!! Bakit out of stock sila lahat ng roast beef?!?


Narrator:

In... the Hubert Webb Story – God, this sh*t again?


Hubert:

T*ngina! Hindi pa rin tapos ang Mara Clara?!?


Narrator:

Coming soon to your favourite theatres.